Lisa, eventually entering the house with something chasing her, heads into another wing of the house (seriously how big is this place?) where she encounters Lane. James runs around like a loon before hitting a dead end in the attic. Inside the house, as you might imagine, shit meets fan. Lisa is a sane human being who stays outside because fuck that, but she is eventually chased inside by a special guest appearance of a terribly rendered Slender Man lookalike.

James heads inside, determined to find his sister. Lisa and James are separated but they find each other almost immediately and are chased onto the front lawn of the ol’ Rustin Parr house. They separate once again after Talia gets broken in half by voodoo.

Lane and Talia show back up claiming that they’ve been separated for multiple days despite it only having been a few hours. Ashley gets nabbed trying to rescue their drone (they brought a drone). Peter gets hit by a falling tree (turns out they make a sound). Over the course of the next day(?) the four are gradually separated. They spend the whole day walking in a big damn circle in a move the directly harkens back to the original film. Wouldn’t you know it, the malevolent force that we’ve all come to know and love has other plans for them.

Realizing that they gotta get out of this place if it’s the last thing they ever do, they pull out their GPS and try to get back to their car. Ashley, who sustained a nasty foot laceration early on day one, begins to decline in health as a result of a severe arboreal infection. The remaining foursome continue to explore their surroundings and soon spend another night in their tents.

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